Before I finished my prep work, Tom, Dick, and Harry burst through the door, all three of them trying to squeeze through at the same time. Unfortunately for the burly gargoyles, they were too wide and got lodged in the doorway, the trio turning into one snarling tangle of curses and limbs. “Oi, you tosser! Get out of my way.” Harry’s brow was so deeply furrowed I could barely see his eyes. “Get out of my way, ye fat bastard.” Dick elbowed both of them from his position in the middle and popped free of them. “It’s the both of yous who are in my way, ya gobshites. Wait yer turn.”