Love on the Brain

by Ali Hazelwood

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a community of women trying to mind their own business must be in want of a random man’s opinion.

Who would voluntarily spend time with the engineering ilk?

Lollll

We’re talking about two days in close quarters with the person you most despise in history.” “Elon Musk is coming, too?”

The doctors said that me passing out was concerning, and I almost laughed in their faces.

She’s just like me for real

Two days, I’m in the damn hospital. Then the doctor discharges me with a squinty, distrustful, “There doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with you.”