Love on the Brain

by Ali Hazelwood

I love picturing Dr. Curie waltzing back to Krakow Pretty Woman–style, wearing her wedding-slash-lab gown, brandishing her two Nobel Prize medals, and yelling, “Big Mistake. Big. Huge.”

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a community of women trying to mind their own business must be in want of a random man’s opinion.

What do dudes even think about all the time? The Dow Jones. MILF porn. Their next date.

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