Love on the Brain

by Ali Hazelwood

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a community of women trying to mind their own business must be in want of a random man’s opinion.

I’m going to have to explain to some creationist white guy on his twelfth senate term that brain stimulation is not the same thing as acupressure.

Disappointingly, sitting on the couch thinking about working out has not improved my aerobic fitness.

I’m not meant for this. And by “this” I mean using my body for anything more strenuous than reaching for my treat cupboard. Which, incidentally, is all my cupboards.

“Once you said that time spent working out is time one never gets back.”