I stared at him a beat. “Who the fuck are you?” “Me?” Stef laughed, stowing his phone back in his pocket. “I’m the best friend. Naomi is family.” “And you two never…” He sat there smugly and waited for me to say it. “Never what?” “Never…dated?” “Not unless you count taking her to senior prom because Tina got caught with her mouth on Naomi’s date’s dick in the locker room at school.” Fucking Tina.