A Very Vegas St. Patrick's Day (Very Holiday, #3)

by Kayley Loring

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph and the Irish guy from One Direction and Michael Fassbender’s penis!

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money.

As she turns toward the karts, Ashton gives me a ball tap that he is the perfect height to deliver and says, “Hope you got the stones for this, boyo,” and then he races after her.

There are only three kinds of Irish men who can’t understand women— young men, old men, and men of middle age.

Here’s to being single… Drinking doubles… And seeing triple!

“You know, we get knocked down, but we get up again.” “Stop trying to make Chumbawamba a thing when we’re sad, ya shite. No one’s interested!”