“I hope I don’t have to spend the rest of our lives convincing you, but I will if I have to. I will tell you every single day how I feel. I do not need a child from you to love you. All I need is you. I will kiss every stretch mark, every freckle, every single part of your body. I will suffer through watching your exquisite ass jiggle because of how much I love you. It is a price I am willing to pay.”