I plan to grow old disgracefully in my own little apartment somewhere, doing exactly as I please, when I please. And before you say I shall be lonely, as everybody always does whenever a woman dares break the accepted mold we are all supposed to fit in, I shan’t. I have two sisters who seem determined to fill the world with offspring, so I shall lead my nieces and nephews astray whenever I feel the transient urge for the hearth and home of family.”
