Carry On, Jeeves

by P.G. Wodehouse

There's nothing like having a bit of business arranged for one when one isn't certain of one's lines.

There are certain moments in life when words are not needed. I looked at Biffy, Biffy looked at me. A perfect understanding linked our two souls. '?' '!' Three minutes later we had joined the Planters.

It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like a poultice.