Loco (Nefarious Souls)

by L.G. Campbell

I like to stretch my legs, show the locals that I am just like them. Sure, I have millions in the bank and I've lost count the amount I have killed over the years but those are just numbers. Irrelevant little facts that don’t make a person.

List of things to do with Jesús 1, Go to the fun fair 2, Go to the zoo 3, Feed Kristen Stewart to a pack of wolves 4, A romantic dinner at a restaurant 5, Go to a water park 6, Put Justin Bieber in a gas chamber 7, Swim with the dolphins

Excellent list