He Who Fights with Monsters 5 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #5)

by Shirtaloon

“Jason,” she said. “Did I ever tell you that you were my favourite grandchild?” “No, Grandmother.” “Good, because you’re not.

“We have proof!” “So does climate change and how’s that going? If I hear anyone on our side peddling a line about the EOA being behind this, I will personally have wild monkey sex with your father.” “My father’s dead, you arsehole.” “Then he won’t struggle, will he? Get back to work.”

great adventurers are the ones that turn opportunity into fortune.

“You punched my nose through my brain,” Dawn said. “What?” Asya asked. “You’re still complaining about that?” Jason asked.

“After all this time, it’s not how this moment was meant to go.” “I wouldn’t worry about it,” Jason said. “Star Wars fans feel like this every time a new movie comes out.”

“Why exactly are people trying to kill you?” Yumi asked. “They probably met him,” Dawn said. “Rude,” Jason said. “You punched my nose into my brain.” “That again?” Jason asked. “I’ve died three times so far, and you don’t see me complaining.”

The opposite of good is easy. That may have been the moral of the last Harry Potter book, now that I think about it. Anyway, people don’t do bad things because there is some antagonistic force driving them to sin. They do them because when the right thing is hard, making little compromises doesn’t seem so bad. A shortcut here, a little selfishness when no one will ever know. Every step makes the next one a little easier.”

“Be wary of anyone who is completely certain of the right path.

“She has. Have you both been working up to ask me?” “We figured one of us should soften you up by sleeping with you first,” Greg said. “I won’t lie: I’m glad she volunteered.”

Even as bad as things have gotten, do you think I want the planet ruled by people with eight-century-old social values and a thirst for human blood?”