He Who Fights with Monsters 5 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #5)

by Shirtaloon

“People are idiots,” Yumi said. “They always choose a simple lie over a complex truth. Someone wanted this chaos so they can take control of the messaging by giving people a simple answer.”

“You should totally pin him down and knock one out, though,” Farrah said. “He’s stressed and you’re so horny it’s leaking out of your aura, even with that suppression bracelet.”

“Always either be modest or wildly self-aggrandising. Avoid anything in between, for there lies mediocrity.”

“It’s a nice change from the dark days behind us,” Farrah agreed, “but I fear there are more to come. For now, though, let us take our joys where we can find them.” “Deal.”

When the bad things happen, we have to stand between them and everyone else.”

“Do I also want to bang her like a drum? Yes, I do, but I'm a gentleman.”

“You’re Jason Asano,” one of them said. “I’m wearing his underwear, so I hope so,” Jason said.