The Bullet That Missed (Thursday Murder Club, #3)

by Richard Osman

“Everyone wants to feel special, but nobody wants to feel different,”

Slap on the fake tan all you like, have your Botox and your fillers, but the three things the skin can’t survive without are vitamin D, vegetables and plenty of water, preferably sparkling.

“That’s like lip salve,” says Pauline. “Once you start using it, your lips dry out, and so you have to keep using it.”

The sky is cloudless, so if Bethany is in a position to look down, she’d see them all today. Ron doesn’t hold with that sort of thing in his head, but there is plenty of room for it in his heart.