The Unvaccinated: Book 1 of the Unvaccinated

by John Drumpf

Someone must have spent hours faking this,

Honestly id probably think the same thing lol

The smell of Cheetos, beer, and body odor filled the room.

Ew

“Christ Carl!” It was Bruce. He had apparently been napping in the office and the lights had woken him. He had been staring with morbid disgust at Carl’s naked ass. “Oh my God! Why are you naked! I am blind!

🤣🤣🤣

The morning light shone through the curtains and hit Carl right in the face like God’s flashlight on a lowly sinner.

😂😂

I really am in bad shape. I should have done cardio. I am not in any condition to be running from zombies.

Same

Bruce made a big grunt and the sound of a large fart followed by explosive diarrhea echoed into the office.

Lmfao

I am going to die because of a fart.

Lmfao