The Devil Takes You Home
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You can wrap a shotgun in flowers, but that doesn’t make the blast less lethal.
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The worst part of saying you no longer believe in God is knowing that God is still there, listening to you. That’s why the praying sneaks back in when shit goes south. That’s why not believing is just standing on the opposite side of the same room you’ve always been in.
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The distance between a desperate man and a dead man can be a fistful of dollars.
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I call it the Goddess stick because if God was real, she’d be a woman and this would be her dick.