I was thinking about getting a tiger or a lion, something strong with a powerful mouth that could eat whoever fucked with me, but then I watched a documentary with my daughter and changed my mind. The documentary talked about how crocodiles have a…serum in their blood that helps them fight off infection. They get hurt, but they never get sick. You can cut one with a machete, drop him back into that nasty water full of shit, and he won’t develop an infection. I loved that about them. Do you know why, Brian? Because I am like these crocodiles; I’m always swimming. I swim in the darkness,
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