The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

by Jennifer Cody

Me: I am getting laid tonight, so if anyone needs to die, they’ll have to wait for Fox until tomorrow or die by someone else’s hand. Depot: What time? Me: Starting at 8 PM. Depot: Until? Me: 8 AM? Depot: Noted. Twelve hour sexcation confirmed.