The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

by Jennifer Cody

Oh well, when you decide to fall in love with a stoic man, you can’t expect him to be anything other than stoic.

Since I’m not struck down or given the plague or anything, I take my continued living as a pretty solid argument for my atheism or at least against organized religion.

Waking up in the luxury of a memory foam mattress and under a thousand pounds of blankets are life goals I didn’t realize I should have had.

Listen, I’m not dumb and I read incessantly because homelessness is boring as fuck and libraries are free.

I give him a skeptical look, which makes him have to hide his laughter by kissing me. It’s a smiling kiss, and I love the way our grins fit together.