Me: I am getting laid tonight, so if anyone needs to die, they’ll have to wait for Fox until tomorrow or die by someone else’s hand. Depot: What time? Me: Starting at 8 PM. Depot: Until? Me: 8 AM? Depot: Noted. Twelve hour sexcation confirmed. Huh. It worked. I totally got us off the clock for twelve full hours! Go me! Fox: Did you tell the depot we’re taking a sexcation? Me: Yup! Fox: … Fox: Good call. Me: *grin* *peach* *eggplant* *waterdrops* *drool* Fox: Emojis exist. Me: But this way you know I’ve intentionally sexted you. Fox: Valid.
