“Prison gives you a lot of time to think and not a lot to think about, so naturally I got to thinking about those drives. Couldn’t figure it out. So one day, I switched one of those silver boxes to another bag and just went about my business. I dropped the trash off at the incinerator, checked my cart, and started making my way out of the prison. I heard the first alarm on the elevator, and by the time I got to the surface and the door opened, there were four guards pointing guns at me. To be honest, I liked the attention. But I played dumb anyway. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
