“Be my best friend, P. Be the girl my future girlfriends are jealous over. Make it so that every girl I date, I’ll be forced to explain over and over again that you’re just a friend. Make me explain that you’re also not going anywhere, so if they can’t accept you, they can’t have me. And then, of course, they’ll leave me, and I’ll have to date around forever…until I find the one girl that accepts you and thanks you for loving me while she wasn’t around.”
