Sinners Anonymous (Sinners Anonymous, #1)

by Somme Sketcher

They both follow my gaze up to the low-hanging clouds, their bellies pregnant with the incoming storm.

Lmao what

I’ll always be Rory Carter from Devil’s Dip. The Rory who wears her hair curly and lives in Lululemon and sneakers.

Holy cringe

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than move back to Devil’s Dip

Oh

I squeeze my eyes shut and mutter a bird-word under my breath.

"bird word"

I mutter a bird-word under my breath.

Stfu

Oh my goose,

Ugh

He’s so handsome it makes my teeth ache.

What??