I moved to open the door, but Geraldine karate chopped my hand away from the handle with a ‘yah!’. “Ow,” I cursed, narrowing my eyes at her. “Was that really necessary?” “Your unworthy paws cannot handle the intricacies of opening such a door.” Geraldine moved forward, raising a hand in a theatrical movement then slamming it down on the handle and opening the door like a normal fucking door. “How was that intricate?” I asked in frustration, but Geraldine was already gone, marching into the room with her flail raised high.
