“Heyyy,” Leon crooned, and I expelled a relieved breath before launching into an explanation about the trapped prisoners, but I was cut off as he continued speaking. “I know, I know, it’s easy to be shy when you’re calling a living legend, but don’t worry, even I get intimidated by me sometimes – it’s a Charisma thing. So just take a breath, relax, and remember that I am far too busy to waste my time checking voicemail boxes, and as such, this isn’t one. P.S. If you’re trying to contact my merch shop call 5318008-535173. We’re now taking pre-orders for next year’s tiny snakes in tiny hats
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Fucking moron
