“Okay, so I was pretty bummed out by not getting to tell my story, but then you walked past me and I was . . . I was into you from the jump.” “That fast?” Valentino asks. “That fast. Did you think I was a total weirdo for saying what’s up?” “No, I thought you were cute too. And I actually spotted you first.” “Wait. What?” “I was just walking through the Square—” “No one calls it that!” “Well, start that trend in my honor.” “I’ll hate it, but okay. Go on. Tell me how you thought I was cute as fuck as you were walking through the Square.”

