You Better Watch Out: A Christmas Horror Comedy

by Matt Forgit

Just tell him you have something on your vagina that you need him to check out with his face.

What would happen if Batman were bitten by a vampire?

And you’re all too dense to see how insane and ridiculous this whole situation is. You murdered people because you can’t take responsibility for yourselves or you’re too busy blaming everyone else because you’re a bunch of psychopathic assholes.” “It’s not a smart idea to mock the very same people you’re trying to convince not to kill you,” said Ethan. “You’re going to kill us anyway,” Mary said. “Might as well go out with the truth.”