“Okay,” he said, decided. “Many years ago, in 1997, my friends and I were involved in a drunk driving accident and thought we had killed someone, so we disposed of his body in the local river. A year later, I got a note in the mail that read, ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer!’ A fisherman in a black slicker used a giant hook to kill everyone except for me and Jennifer Love Hewitt. It was scary!”
