“How fucking stupid is tinsel? This whole ass-backwards town, obsessed with tinsel. It’s literally everyone’s entire life here. If the tinsel industry shut down, you’d have to close the entire area and turn it into a ghost town,” said Bright. “It was me. I started the ‘ass-tinsel’ GleebGlob trend. I’m ShinyHappyButt37.” “You’re a monster!” Mary screamed.
