There was a golf ball machine that was being repaired on the practice course. The machine malfunctioned while it was being fixed. All of a sudden, errant golf balls came flying out of nowhere at lethal speed and velocity and hit him on the left side of his head. At the same time, there was a wedding reception in the grand hall of the club and someone had shaken up the champagne bottles. When the bottles were opened, a hailstorm of corks came flying onto the golf course and hit my father on the right side of his head at the exact same time as the golf balls were hitting the left side. His head
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