Mistlefoe (Mead Mishaps, #1.5)
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“The king has small dick energy!”
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Past life Ruby must have been a real bitch for the gods to deal me that many trials at once. Cosmic karma had a real sense of humor.
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I sent up a silent heartfelt apology to human men everywhere. Once word got out that demons were out here tonguing down women under beautiful illusions, it was over for normal men.
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“Perfect. I love a plan where my only job is food and sleep.”
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“I love that you’re willing to let a man you just met clap those cheeks, but not those emotions. Respect.”
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I’ll take a week of being slightly uncomfortable if it means I walk away a rich bitch.”
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Go ahead, fashion my femur into a little heart-shaped bracelet, and put it on his pillow as a gift, you hopeless stalker. Men love that.”
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“The only thing I’m begging you to do is keep talking, so I have a reason to let your man get me pregnant just to make you suffer. Ever see a human bring a living, breathing creature into this world out of spite? Cause you’re about to.”
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“He said the L-word.”