“You don’t get to make new rules.” His sneer is as big as the banner advertisements lining the boards. All the players are listening, so I can’t do this wrong. “Ladies, it is a rule. Two minute bench minor for unsportsmanlike conduct. If you’d kept your trap shut after he hit you, your team would have a power play right now. I’m doing this for your own good.” “Sure you are.” In spite of that parting shot, both my troublemakers finally aim their bodies toward the penalty boxes.