I imagined how all the people who had listened to his tapes might have imagined themselves piloting jet helicopters, just like him, and then speaking to stadiums full of people who used to be just like them ten years earlier. Then, not being able to stop myself, I took it to its logical conclusion: emptying out the stadiums because everybody was either a motivational speaker or lying dead in their jet helicopters after the inevitable mass crash that happened after they had all foolishly filled the sky beyond its limits, crashing into each other, spinning out of control and then tumbling down
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