Frankly, nothing said about ghosts ever made sense to me. Why moan? A voice in the dark saying plainly, ‘Hey. Nice to see you,’ would petrify me more. And why are they always stuck in their murder houses like convicted criminals with ankle monitors on house arrest? And why did ghosts stop rattling chains at the same time in human history that men stopped wearing hats? And why don’t ghosts appear so much in the day? It never made sense to me that ghosts, as well as being dead, are reputedly night owls.