Taking advantage of the euphoria, the Supreme Leader continued: “Friends, D-Day is here. We shall defeat our enemies on land, in air and in every font of the Underwood that smudges its Ribbons. We shall get the Earthling children to read us, right to left, the Phoenician way. And the Constitution’s Article ‘an’ will be for the Consonant Majority, not the Vowel Minority! We shall prove to the Vowel intruders that Majority means superiority! Majority means authority! So, my brave Consonanticans, let’s defeat the enemy today and break our fast tomorrow!”
