Ypsi looked sharply at her two dumbstruck mates and continued: “And now the Vowels happily use the article ‘an’ like their regal toga. But do you realize the harm they’ve done to us?” Ypsi provoked them a little more. “Not only do we have to live at the bottom of the Westerloo Wall, but our house also has the most insulting name – ‘The End’! If we were to be read the Phoenician way – right to left – Earthling children would be taught to call us ‘ZYX’ and not ‘ABC’!
