“Well, Y likes everything about F, even his boring shirts and trousers. One reason could be that, like Y, F has only one leg to stand on. But what about our hats that match our outstretched hands? According to Her Royal Whyness, mine are always ‘over the top’, but F’s are ‘sober’. And why can’t she stop cackling about how we never get to kiss each other because of our protruding hats!”
