The vexed Ypsi declared to her confused mates: “Enough of this appeasement policy for the Vowel Minority. Even as a Consonant, I can form words without Vowels. Article ‘an’ will be mine!” After a brief pause, she added, “And for every Consonant. One nation, one law!” Both her mates nodded their heads vigorously, and Xi added: “For you, we’ll make it article ‘can’ – ‘What Y can, no one can’!”
