Ypsi switched to a low, husky tone and offered some half-truths to rattle Zayin. “You know Z, unlike Planet Americana, Planet Britannica isn’t in love with you. There, most words with ‘Z’ are replaced with an ‘S’ – socialise, minimise, prioritise… All with ‘S’, not ‘Z’.” Zayin was wide-eyed as she exclaimed, “O my Poet, the Brits must be crazy!” Zayin was used to the Poet preferring a ‘Z’ over an ‘S’. But she vaguely recalled the night she was getting roasted.