Ypsi came and stood over Upsi’s Keytop. With her hands stretched extra high like a wily witch, she mockingly read his epitaph: “Here lies the ugly, ulcerous Upsi – a vulgar Vowel! U thought he was unique, as the voice of Consonant Q. In an illicit romance, U was out to corrupt the pure Q. U Inked himself silly, fought with his own Vowel family. U, a rogue of a man, has had to face the Phoenician ban. Exterminated by X, U’s Vowel family will follow next. The blue-blooded Phoenician Consonant brotherhood, Will rule this Planet and define the new Underwood!”
Mocking And defamation of rival
