“There was this lady from Shanghai Who kept asking, ‘Why? Why? Why?’ ‘Why is the sky so high? Why do babies cry? Why can’t turtles fly?’ Her friends packed her off to Mumbai. And they happily sang ‘Bye-bye!’ Soon Mumbai was tired of her ‘Whys’. So she was dispatched to live in Dubai. So, it’s best to give Dubai a flyby Or, she’ll make you cry, ‘Why? Why? Why?’ Until you have a stye in your eye! Sing! Bye, bye, Madame Why. Bye, bye!”
