After the glorification of the Consonants, the Professor went on to demolish the Vowels. “Our Phoenician forefathers were just twenty-two Consonants. Forget about being the minority – as they are today – the Vowels didn’t even exist at the start. They were like little dots and squiggles. All thanks to the Greeks, the Vowels surreptitiously infiltrated Alphabetica! Then, after the Romans granted them Latin citizenship, they usurped their compass and tricked them into reading the alphabet ‘left to right’ instead of ‘right to left’. The Phoenician way. In fact, this land was meant to be called
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