The World's Worst Assistant

by Sona Movsesian

How do you stay angry at someone who acknowledges their mistakes and apologizes? You can’t. If there’s one part of my job that I’m actually good at, it’s recognizing my shortcomings.

Neve and Beckett used to always say that Conan melted half my brain. When asked what happened to the other half, they would say that other half was already melted before I met him. I have never heard a better description of me.

My unfinished journal is a perfect representation of how I approach things both at work and in my personal life: with gusto in the beginning and a very obvious loss of steam halfway through.