When I heard Robert De Niro was suing his former assistant for, among many other things, watching fifty-five episodes of Friends in four days while at work, I can only imagine I felt the same thing Schooling and Osaka felt when they first saw their heroes excel . . . Fifty-five episodes? In four days? While at work? I had never been so in awe of anyone. A small piece of me thought, “Fifty-five episodes? I could do better than that.”
