Katmere Academy: An Insider’s Guide
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Heather: Buuut, I’ve got info Heather: To take your mind off your imminent dismemberment by gravity or bear Grace: You’re supposed to tell me everything’s going to be fine! Heather: Oh Heather: Everything’s going to be fine Grace: Very sincere
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Heather: Where was this Grace when I was trying to get us invited to upperclassmen parties?? Grace: She still had parents following her on Instagram
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Dark humor grace is my fav
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pretty-boy vamp or a buff dragon gf
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Grace: I’m so sorry Macy: You should be Macy: It was actually the plates that pushed her over the edge, told me herself Grace: MACY
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Nickname: Jaxy-Waxy (I am only including this for the sake of factual correctness. Use it and you die.)
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What makes you laugh every single time: Grace’s corny jokes.
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One secret you never want anyone to know: I asked Lia to find a spell to bring Hudson back. I had no idea it would mean blood sacrificing my mate.
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We’d end the night walking the streets, talking about anything and everything, and I’d buy us little souvenirs from the all-night bodegas. (I just think they’re cute, okay, please don’t tell Hudson that part.)
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Something only your best friend would know: I have a super-secret obsession with comic books. My favorite is X-Men. Flint is the only one who knows. I never even told Grace.
Carli Nicole
MATES MATES MATES
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Astrological sign: Leo
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This makes so much sense for flint omg
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One secret you never want anyone to know: I fell in love with my best friend when I was fourteen and never told him. It’s probably for the best…
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Flint: That’s Vega for you Flint: A total charmer Jaxon: Fuck off, Montgomery. Flint: Tsk tsk Flint: Language Jaxon: Fuck further off. Grace: Is that grammatically correct?
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Mekhi once thought his shadow was trying to kill him. Mind you, he was only seven, but still, that shit was scary.
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Mekhi: You might have that vampire flu that was going around Mekhi: I hear it shrinks the size of your balls if you’re not careful Jaxon: Ass. Mekhi: No, just your balls
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Rafael: Last I saw he was 200 pages deep in the Google search results for “spontaneous girlfriend petrification” Rafael: You really can find anything online these days Mekhi: Anything but a cure for rapid-onset gargoylification, apparently Byron: What a horrible word. Never make me look at it again. Rafael: Gargoylification Mekhi: Gargoylification Luca: r/vampirelationships “My girlfriend (17G) was gargoylified!! For context, my (V) brother’s (V, I killed him btw) ex tried to sacrifice her a few weeks ago, but everything since then has been good. I think my brother had something to do with ...more
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Luca: “EDIT: I didn’t list my age, bc I knew you guys would fixate on it. Yes, there’s an age gap but it’s complicated, okay? That’s not relevant here!!!”
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Luca: how do we lure count dracula out of his lair? Mekhi: Sounds like the beginning of one of Grace’s jokes…
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Luca: actually I might have an idea where to start our search Rafael: You? Luca: hey, it happens
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Rafael: What about *someone*? Mekhi: Fucking Hudson Byron: Fucking Hudson Luca: fucking hudson Liam: Fucking Hudson
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Liam: Luca, as always, ur hilarious and going to hell. Luca: we can keep each other company <3
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Mekhi: He needs to feed and take care of schoolwork and shit Liam: Sounds like fun Liam: Telling JV to do his homework Rafael: Who’s going first? Mekhi: … Luca: … Byron: … Liam: … Rafael: Yeah, I figured
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Mekhi: I volunteer as tribute Liam: I thought we agreed we were never bringing 2012 back. Like, for eternity.
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Biggest fear: It already happened.
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Byron this hurts dude
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Because he doesn’t sleep, Byron has lots of time for his hobbies. Currently, he’s teaching himself to knit. He’s already made a hat, scarf, and mittens for Grace (she’s his only friend who gets cold).
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Mekhi: Isn’t that one of those red flags we’re supposed to watch out for? Byron: I see you’re still reading Cosmo before bed. Mekhi: It has good articles!
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Mekhi: So fuck him Byron: Yes, screw him. Luca: that’s what I was trying to do Byron: lmao Mekhi: Harlot Mekhi: lmaooo
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Mekhi: Look, Byron is going along with one of our schemes for the first time in…possibly ever Mekhi: If you reject him now, he might never come back Byron: I’m not a stray cat. Luca: compelling case, but no dice
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He just got you back. I’d wager that he’s convinced himself he’ll scare you away again Grace: I think you have a gambling problem
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Liam has a reputation for nursing injured animals that he finds around Katmere back to health. Every so often someone will come up to him with a shoebox, and he practically fades back to his little menagerie to take care of it.
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Mekhi: Get me one of those heated blankets the witches are always walking around with in the winter Mekhi: I think they’re at the hardware store Liam: Some cold-blooded predator you are Mekhi: Oh, to be a lizard Mekhi: Sunning myself on a rock Mekhi: Blissfully unaware of the existence of paranormals and their deadly political games Liam: When u put it that way… Liam: Ill grab two
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What makes you laugh every single time: Macy has these magic stickers on her laptop that change every week. We sit across from each other in ParaLit, so I spend every Monday session reading them. I try to be subtle, but I think she’s on to me. This week there’s a full-moon sticker with “Shift Happens” written in the center.
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Xavier I miss you sm
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Flint: You heard of the Westminster Dog Show? Xavier: Heard of it? Xavier: I’ve got a full box of blue ribbons in my dorm Flint: I knew I made the right choice
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Favorite part of Katmere Academy: Grace
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HUDSONNNN
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What makes you laugh every single time: The way Grace goes through portals headfirst. I’ve really got to show her an easier way.
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Biggest fear: Losing Grace.
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HUDSON STOP MY HEART
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Oh, and why I will never, ever, ever watch Snakes on a Plane again. Grace knows what she did.
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Something only your best friend would know: Grace doesn’t remember this, but I once told her how my abilities work, and she made me swear to never, ever use them again. It’s the only time I’ve ever not kept a promise I made her.
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When Hudson was a kid, he made friends with a guard’s son at the Vampire Court, and they invited him to dinner one night. Their whole house was decorated like a fancy catalog, with family photos on the walls chronicling their lives together against bright white walls, and he made a promise that one day he was going to have a home just like theirs. He never saw them again after that night, but he still hasn’t given up on that dream.
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Grace: I’m going to the library after lunch Grace: Want to come with me? Hudson: I should have too much pride to say yes Hudson: But I don’t Grace: So that’s a yes then? Hudson: It’s a yes Grace: Cool
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Eden: Give me ten minutes to pack a bag and drop Toad off down the hall Macy: No, bring Toad Mekhi: Like a mascot Eden: Fine, but if it comes down to it, I’m saving him over any of you. Mekhi: Fair. Between the two of us, I’d save him, too Luca: i’m in too Luca: three cheers for king toad! long may he reign
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Luca: choo choo! all aboard macy’s trip train Macy: Spiritual awakening sold separately
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Macy: Eden’s here Macy: She didn’t bring Toad :/ Luca: :/ Mekhi: :/ Jaxon: :\ Jaxon: :/* Mekhi: Solid try, bro Jaxon: Fuck off.