On the Edge (The Edge, #1)

by Ilona Andrews

“How many times do I have to say it: don’t touch the ward stones. Look at Grandpa Cletus! He’s been eating dog brains again, and now he’s drunk. It will take me half an hour to hose him off.”

Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going to Wal-Mart.”