This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

by Adam Kay

After a lengthy discussion with a patient’s husband about how absolutely no condoms fit him, I establish he’s pulling them right down over his balls.

one she delivered called LeSanya, pronounced Lasagne, as in Lasagne.

it takes me a moment to absorb the sheer horror of her magnum opus. This is a database of every time they’ve had sex

Today, during a smear test, a patient FaceTimed her friend.