The Billionaire Scrooge Next Door

by Olivia Hayle

I’m researching tech billionaires. Billionaire, really.

Stalker much?

because I’m a responsible adult.

If you have to say it, you clearly aren't

“You’re playing with fire,” he says through clenched teeth. I grip him tighter. “Burn me.”

Wow that was cringey

Adam, he just had a toothache.”

Damn really wanted the dog to die so Holly can have substance finally

God, just saying this out loud sounds stupid.”

Then dont say it? Say it better? Dont talk like a child?

“You’re the realest thing I’ve had in my life in a very long time.”

It's giving Taylor Swift RED

The future is bright enough already.

How is this the last line?

little Holly’s

Does he have some weird fetish for calling her little? Like dude ew

If they’d sold posters of you like they did of the Backstreet Boys, you would have been on these walls.”

Stalker behavior exhibit b

I manage to sink down onto one knee in front of her. She’s so beautiful, hair loose around her shoulders and in her Christmas pajamas. Vulnerable and real and soft and mine, I hope, for the rest of our lives.

Bro no woman wants a proposal in her pjs in her childhood bedroom

“You don’t mind, then? That I proposed in your childhood bedroom in your parents’ house?” “No. This is where I pined for you, after all. Fairhill is where we met again last year. What could be more right?”

LIAR