“Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, are you jerking off?”
OK, so you walked in on someone who is in a private as they can get place while traveling and are mad at him because you chose not to leave respectfully and not watch him do whatever he was doing? May I remind you that you’re the one with the tent? It’s not like he’s a private place if he was going to jerk off to do it so you’re the rude bitch in the scenario. Again.