Alien Reject (Fated Mates of the Sea Sand Warlords, #4)

by Ursa Dax

I landed with a hard thud, crumpling onto my ass on the ground the way I always did, but it was better than seeing Galok’s proud, inevitable smile if he were to help me down.

This is legit, the first heroin in the series that I actively hope dies. Like she knows she’s in dangerous places. She knows that the dudes there are just helping her. She knows that she’s slower and she’s weaker and she still takes chances with injuring herself while they’re out in the middle of nowhere and might have to fight off some dangerous beast at any moment. And for what grand reason you might ask? Because she’s too petty to except a kind person’s help since she’d rather just fuck up by herself fine then leave the bitch alone to fuck up her life on her own.

Oh shit. I hadn’t hurt this guy’s feelings, had I? Great job. I may have been a little short with him, but I didn’t actually want to be mean to him.

Then, why have you been a bitch every time you’ve interacted with him?

“This is true. You are not my mate.” He pressed the sunglasses into my hands but kept my gaze pinned with his. “Yet.”

Homie, I promise you can do better

But the thought that she may be hurt in the collapse had my fingers flying, fixing the tent

Booo. No, let a hoe learn the consequences of their actions

I had no idea what I was dealing with 99% of the time on this planet. But frankly, that had never stopped me before. I’d always gone in, guns blazing, no matter the opponent or situation. I’d always figured my shit out.

Oh, not just an ignorant person allowed ignorant person, my fucking favorite.

“Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, are you jerking off?”

OK, so you walked in on someone who is in a private as they can get place while traveling and are mad at him because you chose not to leave respectfully and not watch him do whatever he was doing? May I remind you that you’re the one with the tent? It’s not like he’s a private place if he was going to jerk off to do it so you’re the rude bitch in the scenario. Again.

Humans? Good grief, I’d already started thinking of the other people from Earth, the ones who’d brought us here, as a separate species.

And yet you’re still racist to the aliens whose planet you are colonizing.

We all got, like, imparted with the Sea Sands language by dunking in there. Maybe it’s going to do that for you too.”

Like the Mikveh, but cummy-er

My quads were on fucking fire.

Real 😔