Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31; Industrial Revolution, #3)

by Terry Pratchett

Ankh-Morpork is a godless city—” “I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship?” said Maladict. Strappi stared at him in a rage that was incoherent until he managed to touch bottom again. “Ankh-Morpork is a godawful city,” he said.